So, I was on facebook the other day and a little add on the sidebar was displaying my statuses from the last year...naturally I got caught up in reading them, and after awhile I realized that my children are mischievous little monkeys!
So I thought I'd share some of my favorites, so without further ado:
The antics of my crew:
Did I tell you about the time I woke at 6am and found Lily in the living room, Wii remote in hand, watching the South Park Christmas Movie on the Netflix Wii Channel? Parenting Win.
Apparently Lily's new game is to yell: "Mom! The toilet's flooding!" so she can watch me scamper like a dog on linoleum to get there quickly, only to find that the toilet is indeed, NOT flooding.
Lily got into my lipstick yesterday, and I have to say, if she's going for the "Joker" look, she totally pulls it off.
It's never a good thing when you hear one child crying and the other runs in to the room shouting: "Umm, Jake's story of what happened is going to be exaggerated!!
They canceled AM Kindergarten today and I said to Jake: "You will probably have to do a Make-Up Day at the end of the year." And Lily overhears and says: "WHA? MAKE-UP Day??!!!111!!!" It took me a second to realize that she was probably picturing Jake's class getting make-overs. ;)
Joey made me an adorable heart shaped card...outside it said: "You are the best cook ever in the whole world!!!!" Inside it said: "You know, besides Dad."
Joey just told me: "Hey Mom! Did you know if you take the "S" off of the word Smother, you get Mother?!" He's a regualr comedian, that one.
While I was hanging up some clothes is my closet, I noticed my jeans were on the floor so I picked them up...I then realized something brown and clumpy that looked suspiciously like poo was all over my jeans...and now my hand...so I smelled it (!!!!!!) and turns out it was pudding. One of my darling children hid pudding in my closet...and based on it's level of decomp I'd say they did this last Thursday. Awesome.
Lily just came over to show me her red tongue from the Crystal Light fruit punch she drank...and then she walked away licking the wall, leaving a pink trail behind her. She is a weirdo...and I guess I'm washing the walls today.
Lily says: "I see da doctor."I said:"Did you like him?" she says: "Umm,
yeah....he have nice hair." Obviously she knows the critical qualities
one must look for in an Urgent Care physician.
Lily picks up my ipod and says: "I can listen to your ipod peez? You have Wady Gaga on here?"
...overheard while Lily sits on the potty: "Oh shit.....I need toilet paper."
jim and I were talking in the car and he says the word "franchise"...Lily perks up from the backseat and says: "French fries?!!! Why you talkin' 'bout french fries dad?! I get some french fries?!" ;)
Overheard while watching the boys play legos:
Jake: Whatcha buildin' Joey?
Joey: A tower.
Jake: Oooh...the Eiffel Tower?
Joey: No...that's way too good architecture.
...Jake: But mom would LOVE if you built the Eiffel Tower.
Joey: I'm sorry Jake, it's just not practical.
Lily comes up to me with half her hair damp....she insists Jake has peed on her head. Jake has no idea what she is talking about. I'm thinking this calls for a precautionary bath.
Lily has a bit of difficulty with the pronunciation of the word "square". So please don't be alarmed when she tells you her favorite TV show is "Sponge Bob QUEER pants."
is cooking Tacos for dinner. Joey is very pleased about this, and decided to declare his love for tacos very loudly throughout the house. Jake walked into the kitchen and said: "Yeah, Joey is a real Taco Muncher!" Say what now?
I love how, just now Lily threw her cup against the wall when I said no more juice. Then, realizing that I was watching with a raised eyebrow, she said: "uhhhh...you not see that mom. You not see that."
And my absolute favorite from the past year? This little gem brought to you by Jake back in February: